Cool Shih tzu...

When my barry going to have long hair ar??sob sob~~

StarLight Joey Yung Live In Genting

Went her last Reflection Of Joey’s Live in Genting 2007
last year was my pleasure to went Joey's concert for 2 days.
but this time i went on FRI..she is still a great singer ofcos..although is not as full as last year.. but the atmosphere is still great!...
she been singing lots of her hardcore karaoke songs as usual during the concert..

the greatest news i got from this concert is Sammi is coming again to have live in malaysia.!!!!
will be at Arena of Stars, Genting Highlands, dates: Friday, 26 Sept & Saturday, 27 Sept 2008. cant wait for this!!!

GOOD LOGIC!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

HELLO KITTY FRUITY CUBE BOX MARSHMALLOW

Thx trix...thx for the souvenir...luvz it so much..i actually saw dis 2 months ago when am in hk..ahahha...neva thought that u will bought dis to me..it's so sweet..
wondering what is in the LEGO?
it's actually
HELLO KITTY FRUITY CUBE BOX MARSHMALLOW

Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Scooch closer dear
and i will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
My breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
this is our fate, I'm yours

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find the sky is yours
Listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
A lá one big family (2nd time: A lá happy family; 3rd time: A lá peaceful melody)
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love love love

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No please, don't complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No please, don't hesitate
no more, no more
It cannot wait
The sky is your's!

哄老婆秘籍

问题一：你爱我吗？
错误答案A：'爱。'
错误答案B：'这还用问吗？'
错误答案C：'你烦不烦啊？
标准答案：目光怜爱的望着对方三秒，然后神情的点一下头，同时发出'嗯'的声 音，然后一把把她揽在怀里......
解析：答案A会让她觉得你太不严肃了，纯粹胡弄她；答案B会让她觉得你对她的爱不够坚定，而且她一定会喋喋不休的问到底，让你给她明确的答案，够你烦的；答案C过 后一定是一顿大架或冷战。其实女人对男人是不是爱她这件事儿心里特有数，她这么问纯粹就是撒娇调情，你抱抱她亲亲她比回答什么都让她高兴。


问题二：你看我这件衣服好看吗？
错误答案A：'挺好看的。'
错误答案B：'还行。'
错误答案C：'真好看，我老婆穿什么都好看。'
标准答案：来来来，转一圈让我看看......'待她害羞的转完一圈后，把她拉过来，拉 着她的手微笑的看着他说：'真挺好看的。
解析：答案A会让她觉得你应付她；答案B会让她觉得没自信，在她心里她穿什么你都 应该觉得好；可是如果真说好看，像答案C一样她又会觉得你花言巧语不真诚。所以啊，你要表示出对她提的这个问题的认真程度，必须要仔细的看看再说。


问题三：在她把她的闺蜜介绍给你认识之后，回到家她问：'你觉得我这朋友怎么样 啊？'
错误答案A：'挺漂亮的。'
错误答案B：'不怎么样，比你差远了。'
错误答案C：'我都没怎么注意她。'
标准答案：我觉得她对你挺真诚的，应该好好珍惜这样的朋友。
解析：答案A纯粹是没事儿找抽型的，女人是绝不能允许你在她面前说别的女人好的（当然，母亲除外。）；答案B听着就太假了；答案C你一定觉得回答得挺高明的吧，她压根儿就不会信，而且她会展开想像分析你为什么不愿意对她的朋友进行评价。所以，要避开问题，转个弯儿回答，让她觉得你一切都是为她着想，她会有被呵护照顾的感觉。



问题四：你觉得我胖了吗？
错误答案A：'没胖。'
错误答案B：'好像是胖了。'
错误答案C：'呦，是不是最近太累啊，怎么都瘦成这样了？'
标准答案：过来让我抱抱，等抱过之后你再说：我就喜欢你这样的，有点肉。
解析：答案A回答得太干脆了吧，她听着不过瘾。答案B纯属找骂，女孩子怎么能喜欢听别人说她胖呢？即使你再三强调你喜欢胖的，她还会不高兴；答案C听着都那么虚伪，现在的女人哪那么好蒙啊。其实，在女人的心里，她还是希望男人不在乎她的胖瘦，虽然嘴上说为了你减肥，其实是为了自己更漂亮，能穿更多好看的衣服。所以你用肢体语言表示出你喜欢她有点儿肉就可以了。



问题五：我和你前女友比起来，你更喜欢哪一个？
错误答案A：'废话，当然是你了，要不然干吗跟你在一起。'
错误答案B：'嗯，怎么说呢，如果让我说实话，各有千秋吧。'
错误答案C：'她比你差远了。'
标准答案：狠狠的咬她一口或亲她一下或捏她的小脸蛋，等到她撒娇的嗷嗷叫的时候
你就说：'下次再问这种无聊的问题，还得这么惩罚你。'
解析：答案A也太生硬直接了吧，她接下来就会问：'那你以后碰见比我好的是不是也得把我踹了啊？'答案B您就等着分手吧，忒实在了也。答案C听上去还不错，但你这不是抽自己嘴巴嘛，你说自己前女友不好会让女人很得意而降低了你自己的身价。其实在女人心里，她特别希望你的前女友是个特别优秀的女人，而偏偏是你不愿意跟她好了，这样女人心里会有成就感的。可是你又不能直接说前女友有多好，所以就用她喜欢的方式来回避问题吧（至于她是喜欢你捏她的脸蛋儿还是咬她一口我们就不知道了）。



问题六：如果我和你妈妈同时掉进水里，你会救哪一个？
错误答案A：'你有聊无聊啊？'
错误答案B：'一块儿救。'
错误答案C：'宝贝儿，别难为我，再说这种情况也不会发生的。'
标准答案：哦，我没告诉你吧，我妈是游泳健将。
解析：虽说问这个问题确实很无聊但你也不能像答案A那样，这会引来喋喋不休的争吵；答案B她一定会不甘心的追问下去，你不想清静清静吗？答案C听上去还不错，但还是很牵强。不如就幽默一回，别让她一天到晚的老杞人忧天没事儿找事儿了。



问题七：如果我老了难看了你还会爱我吗？
错误答案A：'不可能，你老了也好看。'
错误答案B：'女人不同的年龄段有不同年龄段的魅力......'
错误答案C：'没事儿，你老了我也好不到哪儿去，咱俩谁也别嫌弃谁。'
标准答案：我巴不得你难看点儿老点儿呢，这样放在家里多放心啊。
解析：答案A她听着也高兴，但心里知道这是绝对不可能的；答案B就赶紧打住吧，唐僧来了；答案C不就说她老了肯定不好看了嘛，她怎么能接受呢？所以啊，最聪明的答案就是既让她打消顾虑又让她知道你特别在意她特别怕失去她。

Something brighten up my day

Thanks Kel..
Thanks for your cd and dvd from far far away..
really my bad day..today..
lack of sleep. .busy with work.. and mess with sumthing..

Thanks God!!!
letting me know that am deserved to have people who really sincere and kind to me

Dear God,
people born to be selfish sometimes,
i pretty understand all the pro and con on every decision making on my own.
i never ever blame to anyone no matter how..
do leave me with my life and do bless me on whatever decision i made.
understand that everyone maybe just come and goes leave their footprint in our life..
Perhaps, those ppl who just in and out will not mess up my life.
i had do my very best to get what i have now..i guess..i really deserve what i got in my life now.
Ppl who doesn't agreed on me is non of my business..am not cold blooded or stoney..just that i have lack of energy to pay more concern on other rather that myself.
Life to me is fair and square there is no other possibility..
no one have the right to negotiate this with me unless i choose to tolerate..
and this is me..

Standing still is my term of life..
those whose know me well..i guess..will agree with me..on this.

Blinded by Emotions

When two people are in love, they tend to show only the best aspects of their nature and character to each other in order to project a good impression of themselves. Love is said to be blind and hence people in love tend to become completely oblivious of the darker side of each other's natures.

In practice, each will try to highlight his or her sterling qualities to the other; and being so engrossed in love, they tend to accept each other at "face value" only. Each lover will not disclose the darker side of his or her nature for fear of losing the other. Any personal shortcomings are discreetly swept under the carpet, so to speak, so as not to jeopardise their chances of winning each other. People in love also tend to ignore their partner's faults thinking that they will be able to correct them after marriage, or that they can live with these faults, that "love will conquer all".

However, after marriage, as the initial romantic mood wears off, the true nature of each other's character will be revealed. Then, much to the disappointment of both parties, the proverbial veil that had so far been concealing the innermost feelings of each partner is removed to expose the true nature of both partners. It is then that disillusion sets in.

Material Needs

Love by itself does not subsist on fresh air and sunshine alone. The present world is a materialistic world and in order to meet your material needs, proper financing and budgeting is essential. Without it, no family can live comfortably. Such a situation aptly bears out the saying that "when poverty knocks at the door, love flies through the window". This does not mean that one must be rich to make a marriage work. However, if one has the bare necessities of life provided through a secure job and careful planning, many unnecessary anxieties can be removed from a marriage.

Gandhi's remarks:

"I believe in the proper education of woman. But do believe that woman will not make her contribution to the world by mimicking or running a race with man. She can run the race, but she will not rise to the great heights she is capable of by mimicking man. She has to be the complement of man".

Souvenir from Su...bought in Malta

Thanks Su..thanks for your souvenir from Malta..hmm..dunno where is it..just a part of Europe..
All R5 got this neck less..appreciated it!!!hugss...

Happy birthday to Su..

Happy birthday to u..
Happy birthday to u..
Happy birthday to Su...
Happy birthday to u..
May you stay pretty, pretty and pretty day after day..
And all the best wishes for you..
from your R5 - alice..

Rainbow bear

Thanks Kel, thanks for remind me the rainbow bear's story..
Got both rainbow bear also from postage. the 1st rainbow bear was from Zoe posted from Singapore as my 26th birthday pressie. And this 2nd is from UK...though i had it earlier..but i still felt so happy when i saw it in the box. and now both them can be friend and no longer alone..

Kindly find the sweet story below as i posted in my previous blog date 18 may 2006.

A long time ago in a land far away lived a bar named Isis. Her fur was as white as snow. Some days Isis didn't like having white fur. She found it too boring. While she sat on a tree stump, she saw all the birds and animals run by.

Peter peacock had blue and green feathers and a tail that spread out wide. Peter had a lot of color and was not dull and boring, like Isis.

Polly parrot had purple feathers with red and green wings and a yellow tail. Polly had an orange beak and was not dull and boring.

Zack zebra had black and white stripes. Lucy leopard had spots. They were not dull and boring at all.

"All the other animals have color. Why am I so boring and dull and white?" Isis hung her head down and cried.

As she sat pouting a gray cloud floated above her in the sky. Rain fell on her and soon her fur got wet. When the rain stopped, a rainbow went from one side of the sky to the other. Isis smiled. "I have an idea." She ran through the rainbow. When she came out the other side, her fur had turned red, yellow, pink, green, purple, orange and blue. "I'm not dull and boring any more. I've got a lot of color, like Peter, Polly, Zack and Lucy."

From that day on the other animals called her Rainbow Bear and she was never sad again.

Read this story again when i received the postage from Kel. The story really brighten my day..thanks kel...

"Lost In The Crowd"

36" x 36" oil pastel, oil stick, oil paint stick, marker on paper.

Shinedown - Lost In The Crowd lyrics
Should I offer up my hand
And save a wish for once
For all of us
And should I offer up my hand
And lay the guilt on myself
So it's easier , to not stay, to not stay

[Chorus]
Because I found you in your corner
I pulled you out of the clouds
You left in such a hurry
Your face got lost in the crowd

Should I open up my eye's or just ignore who you are
And what you could have been
And should I open up my eye's and make believe you will change
So it's easier to not stay, to not stay

[Chorus Out]

Difference between wife & girlfriend

Cant believe someone can think of such about us .


Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least........
TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS............... once
get it, terus KONG........hahahahaha......
so better choose TV .....

Jobby send me this article. after reading this. recalled me about plasma tv and LCD TV. Luckily there is variance of chooses nowaday..bear in mind we can choose to become what kind of TV we wanted to be. haha..just do not become a black and white TV else..it's not enjoyable and not valuable though.hahaha..

Thanks!

The Cave @ SS2

Went back to Cosmos for beta conversion. Then Carmen and i decided to have dinner together. Was a super jam day. Took 2 hours plus to reach ss2 from damansara perdana. Everyone is crazy looking for petrol station( no choice..fuel price increase 0.78/litre) and i saw all the petrol station is crowed like club aje..so happening..i got no choice i got empty tank also..1st time i queued for petrol le..tooks me another 20 mins. When Carmen reached my place she said she wanted to pump petrol also..so i took her to the station i went just now..we queue for 30mins and reached our turn..guess how much she pump??only 25 riggit..she actually hav more that half tank le..i guess all petrol station crowded because of this kind of people ...
Finally we can go for our dinner..we went to this new restaurant so called - couple cafe.. the whole cafe's interior was a "CAVE"