东菇的故事

神經病院有一位老太太，每天都穿著黑色的衣服，拿著黑色的雨傘，蹲在神經病院門口。
醫生 就想要醫治她，一定要從了解她開始..
於是，那位醫生也穿黑色的衣服，拿著黑色的雨傘，和她一起蹲在那邊。
兩人不言不語的蹲了一個月......
那位老太 太終於開口和醫生說話了：「請 ..問一下! 你...也是东菇嗎?

i love this "joke". read this from Claire's blog. Immediately i copy and paste to skype and show my "members" but..alyster don't get it at all..he even asked me why mushroom geh..? haih~

2nd design....

Thank you july lai..teaching me how to use illustrator..but she is not a good teacher..haha...
HAIR ABSOLUTE..thomas kor kor punya new salon..asking me do the business card design wa...haha..thomas should give july and i free hair cut d...:P

抽烟的借口

突然间想起晓玲的Blog。。她的Blog总会有点启发~

今日读既系

没有烟抽的日子

如 果 抽 烟

能 够 让 人 暂 时 忘 记 悲 伤 和 忧 愁

那 请 让 我 抽 死 他 吧

再读点留言~

留言1：

女人的烟都带着自己的伤口。

有伤痕的女人不会爱上烟!

留言2：

靓女不抽烟，抽烟不靓女。

我的留言：
一万个赞成！！！如 果 抽 烟真的能 够 让 人 暂 时 忘 记 悲 伤 和 忧 愁~

想我也会让自己抽 死 。。

话虽如此。。但我念我地都知道呢地都系借口~

曾几何时我都念过戒烟，为既系自己既健康。。但都今日我依然系个烟民。。

点解？就系因为无聊硬系觉得过得一日就一日。。可能就系想吸死他。。

不过每当病发既时候。。我念真系比死更难受！

其实每年病入膏方既时候就系我戒烟既最后时机。。

但系总有吾好的事情发生。。

于是又成为我另一既 “抽烟的借口”

p/s: sorry for those who unable to read Chinese. it's just something i would prefer to express in Cantonese..

nice deco

http://hsh.multimedia.com.my/product.php

Been discussing with JC almost an hour about how to deco her new sweet home..haha..
she show something nice to me ..it's about wall paper. cool right? nice and simple ...

Today lesson..about Malaysia

Alyster : hey alice, do you think KL is much larger compare to SG?
Alice : Ofcos la.. let me show you the MAP!!!
Alyster : hhmmmmm....I don't recall KL is in our MAP..
Alice : there is no KL is Wilayah..see the map!!!


Alyster: so..Wai, do you know what color start 1st in our MY flag??
Wai : err....
Alyster: alice....do you know??
Alice: yeah..RED.
Wai: is it 13 lines in total on our flag?
Alice: ofcos not!!!! it's 14
Wai: then how is the star? 14 also??
Alice : ofcos la..aiyo..
Wai: mean i never draw the right flag ever..i alwis thought our flag did changed after SG independent.

(.....silents...)

Alyster: Wai, you never go to school wan ar?? do you know about our Rukun Negara???
Wai: ofcos...

• KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
• KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
• KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
• KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG

....errr....wat is the last statement r???

Alice:

• KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
• KESETIAAN KEPADA RAJA DAN NEGARA
• KELUHURAN PERLEMBAGAAN
• KEDAULATAN UNDANG-UNDANG
• KESOPANAN DAN KESUSILAAN

Alyster: how bout chinese version???any of you remember??hahah..

(jessie and alyster then skype me at the same time..here is wat both them tells....)

Jessie:
尽重尚仓,崇于敬国,维护先法,遵从法制

Alyster:
信奉上苍，忠于君国，维护宪法，遵从法制，培养德行

Alice: hahahahha.....jessiee....come and see ur mistake!!!!!!

Well..ofcos alyster is right..smart ya guy!!!

tangan terbuka dengan hati yang ceria - Part 2

just finished reading wenping's blog. he'd blog about how we spent our weekend together 2 week ago. yes! just like wat he said "we got so much to update with each other, we don’t need any nice or expensive place really for catch up, we just did our small catch up in a LOKLOK shop. A very small n packed with the food damn sucks’ LOK LOK shop, can be a very good place for us to catch up. I really treasured my time with her although the whole Saturday noon we actually did nothing." it's true. and same thing happen again on the last weekend..

18 Apr is Selina's birthday, initial planned was go midvalley shops for Selina's birthday present together with Joey at 3pm. but i was thinking is too early to be in Midvalley since our yumcha session is actually 10pm. So i make a move to visit Janice. 1st time pay her visit. before i leave my house got wenping's called. he is wondering am i ok to drive myself to midvalley and drive home later at night. really appreciate that he is so concern and considerate. but i think i really need to be independent..haha..i told him.."am ready to drive home late"..sound cool right? but just what after catch up with janice..i suppose to visit Thomas at taman desa since he just had his own saloon recently..and i promised to visit him but end up i missed the road..am not sure since where i got lost. am alwis a LIVE GPS to others but when am alone i so lost..especially driving..

i missed the way to to taman desa..accidently went towards to dunno wat highway it is and end up reach the toll. i asked the toll's person that which way should i get in to reach old klang road..that fellow just ask me follow the bangsar road.end up..the exist point of the highway was "brickfield" i really have no idea how come turn up to reach kl sentral. so then i called joey..she asked me take an U turn and go then keep left follow the bridge on my left. but when i saw the bridge..i had already passing by it..ahhaha..again..i have to make another U turn..suppose 10 min to reach midvalley from there end up tooks me almost 30 mins.

spent whole evening at midvalley shopping, yumcha ..and night yum cha..then went for " coming soon" it was the eva lousy movie i watched. imaging watching people in the screen who is watching the horror movie??? so lame! never ever heard so many bad words in one movie session, seem everyone is scolding the movie..darn...i wanted to scold as well..haha..

18 apr was a special date to me... last year same date ..same celeb selina's birthday at one of the cafe located at kuchai lama, after the session went movie with "程亮" ..that was our last date. remind me i 've been spending whole night criying on bed myself..stupid man..he never forgot the date though..called, text....asking me out..but one thing am sure ..and will keep remind myself..never fell into his trap again!!! keep telling myself " he is not that into you" "do not let this person to upset u eva"!!!

Friday the 13th

My fav of the month i guess. haha..i watched twice in a week. Jason - one of my fav phycho killer.haha..he doesn't have any personality. He's like a great white shark. You can't really defeat him. All you can hope for is to survive...

Wikipedia:

"Jason Voorhees was a deformed child who almost drowned and then spent the rest of his childhood growing up alone in the woods. He saw his mother get murdered by a camp counselor in the first Friday the 13th, and so now he exacts his revenge on anyone who returns to Camp Crystal Lake. Teenage fans can identify with that sense of rejection and isolation, which you can't really get from other killers like Freddy Krueger and Michael Myers."^[5]

My 1st business card design

没有程亮的日子

我的程亮终于出现啦！

Congrats to kitto..finally he is here!
your post recalled my memory la..
My 没有程亮的日子is already 665日
and i thought i able to move on after 202 日 and get started with the "new ones" but the life time is only 431日, life is just full of obstacles and ironic. am so darn tired and helpless.
MC brought me to club last weekend, Wenping was there advised me almost the whole evening. he darn funny, my first time heard that the 1st hour in club was the "introduction" period. it's mean just go and get yourself a proper sitting posture with a Dry Martini...but ofcos ..to get myself ready, he even told me that i have to be "tangan terbuka" with "hati yang ceria" plus an outfit which is "时尚不失隆重"...he claimed that that is "alice's open day" and thousands of supporting statement comes out from him .."rainny day is the best day to clubbing, because it generate the crowd of club..hahaha..real darn funny. i really try my very best to enjoyed the night but it's just so much different compare to the last time. i think am too old..ppl there is so much younger than i. and the music is what i used to listened when i was still in club 3 or 4 years back...but anyway..thanks for your supports!

He's just not that into you - movie

kind of disappointed after watching it. it's so much different compare to the novel i have read. but anyway..maybe i've been hoping too much from the movie..haha..

Touched!!!

紫盈的留言

found something accidentally today, never thought chee yeng has a blog. and this post is about my 2008 birthday. it really touched my feeling when i read it. the post really recalled my memories. is just what she said am so happy on the day. and 2007 is my worst birthday i ever had ever.

Thanks my dear! Thanks for being there for me although u 're miles away.

He's just not that into you

my new fav!!!! i bought dis yesterday evening..guess wat i had already finished 2 chapter within an hour plus. i read until 3am ... Greg is mean but watever he tells in book it so REAL. not to forget..there is a reader's name NIKKI...she is super disagreed on wat Greg tells. Trix and i name her "crazy nikki" hahahah...
Gals, it's really a very good book. atleast after reading you will find you self deserve more than what you 're having. be confident on your self attractiveness ya!!!
Can't wait for the movie dis weekend~

Jonas Brother - Love Bug

Called you for the first time yesterday
Finally found the missing part of me
Felt so close but you were far away
Left me without anything to say

Now I'm speechless
Over the edge
I'm just breathless
I never thought that I'd catch this
Lovebug again

Hopeless
Head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I'd get bit
By this lovebug again

I can't get your smile out of my mind
(I can't get you out of my mind)
Thinking about your eyes all the time
You're beautiful but you don't even try
(Don't even, don't even try)
Honesty is just so hard to find

Now I'm speechless
Over the edge
I'm just breathless
I never thought that I'd catch this
Lovebug again

Hopeless
Head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I'd get bit
By this lovebug again

Kissed her for the first time yesterday
Finally found the missing part of me
Felt so close but you were far away
Left me without anything to say

Now I'm…

Now I'm speechless
Over the edge
I'm just breathless
I never thought that I'd catch this
Lovebug again

Hopeless
Head over heels in the moment
I never thought that I'd get bit
By this lovebug again
Ohh... lovebug again


Heard this song on OneFM dis morning..love it so much...after google only knew it is calls LOVE BUGS. :P

the whole matter of discussion

i think "i dun wan to be tight up so early" is the whole matter of discussion
so ..i guess we can conclude it..
u may enjoy ur life as much until u reach the time